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Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids
The mom is usually happy
Will only return if you win the lottery
Your dad is gone and not coming back
Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
1. A person who enjoys and thinks highly of your father, usually this person likes your father more than you, so be careful of the person who is saying this phrase.
2. Also a great response to everything, always tell people "I like your dad" when they ask if you have a crush on someone.
Bully: Oh yeah, don't you hate everyone ?
me: I like your dad though.
Person: What do you think of my dad ?
me: I like your dad :D
You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.