i’ll marshmallow your mum

An in humane sex act where one shoves several marshmallows up your partners anus. (Or your own, what ever gets you going.)

“I’ll marshmallow your mum!”

“Ew no, dispose of the marshmallows.”

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your mum straight lol

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

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Your Mum cook good

When someone's cooking is so excellent and superb that you can only describe it as good.

Serena: What did you think of dinner?

Lainie: Your Mum cook good.

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Fry your mums eggs

An insult used as a come back when in a verbal fight.

Garry: Your a dick!
Ben: Im going to fry your mums eggs!

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your mum gay

a thing to tell people because its true

person a:oi bruv u smelly head
person b:no your mum gay pulls out uno block turn

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suck your mum

sucking your mum

go suck your mum

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your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

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