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2 hours after a steak and cheese burrito from taco bell. You are in your bathroom you
A.puke in toilet and crap pants
B.crap in toilet and puke on yourself
C.sit there in a puddle of shitty cheese steak
Constantly waking up from taco bell hell you must make these choices ever hour.
The borrito is taking names tonight so you better watch out or you will wake up in the War zone.
The feeling when you get bro-zoned during the festival of Rakshabandhan in India. It is a festib in which sisters tie rakhis to their brothers and celebrating the bond of brother and sister, however many girls use this festival to bro-zone guys and tie them rakhis thereby giving them a signal that they consider them as brothers.
Guy 1 : I am not coming to school tomorrow.
Guy 2 : Dude why?
Guy 1 : It's Rakhshabandhan man...don't want to get bhai-zoned ...
Zone Comm is the tech that Ride says isn’t necessary. He is a noob. Don’t be like Ride.
OMG, my base has all this cool stuff, but I had to pay for it because I didn’t have Zone Comm.
When the thought of being with or performing a sexual action with a person is the equivalent of doing such things with your grandmother.
Person A: Brandon is cute. Why don't you go on a date with him?
Person B: Ew! No way! He's in the grandma zone. That's so gross.
When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.
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A place where white girls claim they're ghetto
"My days back in Zone 6 were hard my man, I'm here now living the dream we rich now I got the Starbucks and everything"
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when a dude or dudette you are in love with dubs you an unofficial member of their family. hence the classic sentence "you're like family to me."
worse than being friend zoned. or better? who even knows.
(none of this matters of course if you are actually both feeling like bro & sis.)
Dude- I love you! You're like, family to me. I basically consider you my sister now.
Dudette- Yayyyyyy..... *feels all the disappointment*
Dudette- *calls friend* dude i just got totally family-zoned by Joe Bob! *cries*
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