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Groinball is a game with a rich tradition. It was invented by the Japanese shortly after the second world war, but stolen by the white man and brought back to America, where it was developed into the modern game we all love. Two teams of two compete in Groinball. Two opposition players face each other inside a box marked on the ground and place their hands on each others' shoulders whilst their respective partners stand behind them. The object is for the players outside of the box to bounce tennis balls between their team mate's legs so that they hit the opponent in the groin. The game is scored much like boxing in that points are given for hits (2X points for friendly fire) and the match ends after a pre-determined period or through a KO (defined as a player crumbling and hitting the floor).
That was a fine game of groin ball, but it has left my nuts raw and tender
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The slow but sure process of a girl becoming a slut, a druggie and a drunk. This usually occurs between freshman and senior years of high school.
Damn that bitch has ball syndrome.
Classic case of ball syndrome.
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having extremely small testicles and a high pitched voice.
"Did you hear that kid singing, his voice is so fucking high, it's annoying!"
"Yea, he probably has bieber balls"
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Where a woman gets double penetrated by 2 guys and their balls clash in the middle, essentially clacking like a set of Newtons Balls.
Dude, i had the weirdest sex last night. I was having a threesome with another chick and a dude and i swear there was some serious Newtons Balls flying about.
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It's like, when you get a bunch of pennies, right, and you like, put 'em in your mouth and you get that nasty penny taste in your mouth... Wait, hold on, don't put this... put this... Nevermind, I'm just gonna keep going, I'm kinda high. And have your partner stand up and put your mouth on his balls, with the pennies in your mouth. You gotta keep trying to shoot pennies out of your mouth and try to get them on the top of the shaft with the balls in your mouth.
"If you're quite done ball coining me, all the pennies on my shaft are weighing me down. Bitch?"
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The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.
Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.
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One who both digs at and juggles his own balls or the balls of another.
That clown pedophile at the circus was such a dirty ball diggler.
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