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The deterioration or smoothing of one's brain due to excessive consumption of TikTok or other short-form media can lead to various symptoms. These include a shortened attention span, an inability to form complete thoughts, profound boredom when not mindlessly watching TikToks, and frequent references to "Skibidi Toilet".
"I need to stop watching TikTok, man. It's making it hard to focus."
"Yeah, man, I got that TikTok rat brain."
The Bird Brain Empire is an empire formed under the unification of the Bird Brain Republic and the Jiafei Empire in 2022. The emperor of the Bird Brain empire is Emperor Birdbrainius, serving since the empire's creation. The population of the Bird Brain Empire is 1,176,182,682,827,872,827,926,291,801,819,179,179,369,629,719,729,179,279,171,291,791,801,801, making it the most populated country in the world. The location of the Bird Brain Empire is a group of islands off the coast of mainland Wap Continent. The standard military uniform is a full blue outfit, with a black belt, boots and hat and a gold bird pin. The air force uniform is a green and black shirt, black pants, blue hat, gray shoes and a brown belt with pouches. The traditional outfits are European like in shades of mostly blue and black with many flowers because of the empire's close ties to nature, specifically flowers and trees. The motto of the Bird Brain Empire is simply, "Long live the Bird Brain Empire!".
Long live the Bird Brain Empire!
A derogatory slang term for someone who consumes a large amount of cigarettes.
What's going on in your brain, man? You've got nothing but cigarette butts in there now. People are gonna call you 'ciggy butt brain'.
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A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.
Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!
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Oregon Ducks. Abbreviated to FYB's this term refers to University of Oregon (Ducks) Mens athletic teams. It originated when a female freshman at the school returned home to Los Angeles in the mid 2000's with an itch for performing fellatio on her athletic cohorts. Brain is slang for fellatio.
I just put $500 on the Fighting Young Brains.
Last night Bryce Taylor and Aaron Brooks domed me up! I love the FYBs
The Bird Brain Empire was a country created when the Bird Brain Republic and the Jiafei Empire unified. This led to an attack by the Monikussy Republic, Olyussy Empire, and thr Bish Brain Empire
LONG LIVE THE BIRD BRAIN EMPIRE!
A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.
Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.
*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*
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