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Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.
'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'
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a poo dog is a highland terrier/scottie dog/westie. they just look like little poo's! whenever you see a poo dog, the rule is to blow a huge slobbery raspberry at it, as you would for other stupid rule things like yellow car no returns, and touching red objects after seeing a mail van.
Rach- Whoa! check out that poo dog over there! hahaha
Dan- *winds down car window, and blows a HUGE raspberry* oh how we love poo dogs.
Rach- Totally.
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When one proceeds to excrete a tubby orange bear, wearing a red shirt although no pants, straight out of their behind.
Woman: AAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaaAaarrrgggGGgGghhhHh!!1!1!!!
Doctor: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
*PLOP*
Winnie the Pooh: Hello, piglette!
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A sneaky term for sodomy generaly used by pedophelic priests to trick young boys of the church to submit to anal sex. This term refers to anal sex and the origin of the name is likely the fact that sodomy and the excretion of feces are similar except for the direction of movement of the particular object residing in the rectum.
Father Brown: "Young man, your sins against the church, and against God are without number. Those were terrible acts, and there is only one way for you to repent. We must perform... The Reverse Poo. And when that's finished, we can play a nice game of Suck-the-Banana."
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... how to play "poo sticks" ...
find some doggy poo and a stick , put the doggy poo on the end of the stick then chase your mates and try to wipe it on them ...
hey dude , look at the size of this turd , anyone fancy a game of poo sticks ........
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shit that gets caught in your ass hairs
scott smith of woombye sunshine coast Australia
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