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The type of girl you could stay with throughout the week 9-5(like a job) and not get tired of her
Carl: yea my girl she a 9-5 girl
Tyrone: oh so you like her
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The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.
Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.
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an instrumental progression as defined by people who don't know how to play an instrument.
Some how the root (1) has shifted to a zero (0) and we're left with an anomalous gap between the new root (0) and the second note a.k.a the supertonic (2). This, of course, is used to insult beginner musicians who are just learning triads and scale degrees, but unironically shows the lack of knowledge of those using said insult.
".. and then he came into the guitar store and played 0 3 5..."
"you mean 1-3-5?"
"na, man... 0 is the starting note"
"so... you play 9 note octaves?"
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the art of going at it after one person announces that time is up in 5 minutes. usually results in heavy petting, nakedness, and possible orgasm by one or both participants.
Ronny attacked Tony's penis once he announced that they had 5 minutes left until they had to get back to work. about 10 minutes later, Tony's fingers were deep inside Ronny as she stroked him to completion.
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The holy supreme of all burritos
I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex
when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that
oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place
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when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.
whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.
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