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A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
Identical to Jake the Snake. But garage is known as "the rabbit pit". Also has incredibly good luck, hence the "lucky rabbits foot". Equipped with massive testicles, comparable to that of an ogre.
Oh shit it's Jake snake and Jake rabbit, they are cool.
Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
When you face fuck a woman and only last 30 or less seconds then proceed to never talk to her again.
Bro, Tommy totally Jake Paul it with Liza last night.
Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
Gamma male and lover of big black cock
Jake Grimshaw is a gamma male