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Thomas da twain

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020


thomas jolley

the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.

“Oh look it’s thomas jolley”
what a beautiful specimen

by kingsmenC January 22, 2020


thomas schulz

Thomas Schulz is a very cute and fat person, who won´t buy people what they want. He is annoying and a very fat cunt.

You are such a Thomas Schulz

by stealex November 3, 2020


Thomas Howell

He will seem intelligent in tests and exams yet in class he will slack off and not pay attention. He will misbehave and not listen to rules set. Though not the most attractive guy, get in bed with him and you won't need to be pleasured ever again. Normal penis size ranging from 5-6 inches. Although he seems like he is a rebel of sorts for not obeying the rules, some teachers will talk to him more than others and issue him detentions more regularly than others. The teacher will on one occasion, let he/her guard down and give Thomas Howell a sign that he/she has gotten attached to him. They will then get together briefly after the teacher takes him out of class for a 'quick chat'. He/she will then proceed to suck his cock let him fuck her as hard as necessary for him to feel pleasures as well. He will then go home with her for more fun 'bonding time' in the bedroom. The age of this childhood bond between teacher and pupil will normally begin from aged 12-13

Thomas Howell- full name

Teacher- Oh Thomas Howell, touch me
Thomas Howell- Oh Miss, just bend over and let me do the rest. Or I will be forced to give you a 2 hour detention for sexual resistance.

by DaBroda April 3, 2017


Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 30, 2023


thomas o'leary

thomas o'leary is a small but attractive boy. he loves to play with his david bowie body pillow and harrass women. they know they love it. we need thomas o'leary to live. when he dies, we all die. POGCHAMP

"i wanna fuck thomas o'leary. he will kill me and put me in a freezer''

by XxX_jamso October 16, 2021


Thomas O'leary

Faggot

fuck that Thomas O'leary

by soxgamin October 3, 2022