Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

wood pickle

It’s a hard penis that smells like pickle

His dick was well wood pickle

training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.

I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.

Good wood

Something hard and stiff

He gave them/they/she good wood
Something hard and stiff Something long like pinochoccos nose

area of the woods

The 'hood'. The place you grew up in. Your country area. The terrain you are familiar with.

- What is your area of the woods?

- Boston. I've lived in Boston my whole life.

wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled

Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking

colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league

hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?