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Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
The question that has questionned the chess world, asked by Andrea Botez to Magnus Carlsen in the FIDE world championship 2021.
Andrea Botez: I've been dying to ask you, how does the knight move?
Magnus Carlsen: *laughs* That's a good question, it generally moves like an L and sometimes in blitz games it can be very unpredictable.
Andrea Botez: Thank you Magnus only you can answer my question.
.9.YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
.9.YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
The inly way to ever pick up a girl. Has a 99% sucess rate (failed only once). The inly pick up line you’ll ever need.
Guy: How YOU doin’
Girl: *Blushes*
Oh really? How'd you figure that out!?
Hym " 'We know how to make AGI now' he says! How'd you figure that out!? 'We DIDN'T! The greatest mind who has ever lived did it for us on urban dictionary!"
How do I play with these dark tricky concepts? Well I don’t fucking know! It’s almost like I’m some kind of genius! What could it possibly be!
Hym “Well, I don’t know how I do it. It’s almost as though I’m the greatest mind who has ever lived! But that can’t possibly be the case because then people would treat me as though I was the greatest mind who has ever lived... Hmm... but how else would it be possible? For me to do the thing that you said is incredibly difficult, with ease (literally minimal effort) I would have to be some sort of paragon of intellectual and comedic competence! But that can’t be the case or you would be lauding me for my profound capacity for thought... How indeed 🤔🤔🤔 Hmmmm.....”