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Bill O’Brien’d

The act of being anally raped via trade in fantasy football

Remember that time when Kropa and Mo traded Denard Robinson to Steele for OBJ straight up? They got Bill O’Brien’d so hard they couldn’t sit down for a month.

by BackwardsK841 August 31, 2020


central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024


Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!

by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024


Bill Clinton Gambit

A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."

Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...

Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.

by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022


balenci bill

Balenci bill is a phrase to describe somebody like you would if you were to describe Lil b. Balenci Bill is an ideology and the ability to make fire music, fire beats, fuck a lot of bitches, be a trap life lover, D9 prophet and most importantly the ability to get a shit ton of money. Also Balenci Bill is all about doing as little as possible unless you are making money or all the above said about fucking bitches and shit

OMG! BALENCI BILL THE TRAP KING, HAVE MY BABIES!!!!

Holy shit, that is balenci bill the holy trap lord that makes a shit ton of money and produces some of the best beats and music in the whole wolrd

by Koptis November 10, 2021


Bill Drink

Scientists theorize that it stands for Bill Devious Rog Incredible Not Kool

He’s having a bit of a Bill Drink

by Vtl619 January 18, 2022


No Chill Bill

A phrase used to sarcastically call someone a savage. Commonly used after someone attempts to roast someone else and fails terribly

Person 1:"Travon you got a face that only a mother could love...too bad she don't "
Person 2:"Yeah well...you're pretty ugly too"
Person 1:"Wow you're such a No Chill Bill"

by socialmediaaddict September 5, 2016