"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!
Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).
When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?
“I’m about to head off to the cotten candy clouds.”
A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.
N.O. Explode is great muscle candy.
Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.
Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?