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This is a game to be played at home with your friends, 3 or more people.
Everyone starts by jizzing into a central cup, everyone writes there names down and puts them in a hat. you than leave the cup in the centre for a couple of hours.
Later that evening a name is drawn out of a hat, whoevers name it is has to drink the cup.
The name comes from when the person insists they didnt put there name in and they should just redraw.
I was at giles house the other night and we played The Triwizard Cup, thats the 5th time i have lost in a row!
Using half a passionfruit in place of a womens sanitary item.
Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!
The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".
1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.
2. Something you're absolutely shite at.
1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."
when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.
I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!
When two girls touch vaginas, no movement.
Are you down to try suction cupping with me?
The correct unit for measuring ham.
Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"
Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."