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Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.
Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?
He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!
The original brothers of the Goat House.
Charlie, David, Rell run that mofo
Boys foods here (1:00 AM)
The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
Hot
Looks like tomato after PE
John David Bloom is CUTE!
Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!
Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.
Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up
Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up
Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again
David Middle Name: A badass middle
Boy: my name is (first name) (david) (last name)