Des Moines Surprise

word Kansas Hard Lemonade

It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.

4👍 18👎

know de wey

Uganda's way of telling you their religion of satanism.

Ugandan: Do you know de wey.

Non-Satanist: No?
Ugandan: I will teach de wey of de devil.

1👍 2👎

Matthew de Graaf

Matthew de Graff has the biggest boobs ever.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.

Person 1: you know Matthew de graaf
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him

1👍 2👎

Tour de Whore

Having sex with anyone just because.

I am finally single, i'm going on a tour de whore!

1👍 2👎

Enculer des mouches

(Canadian French expression)

Literally « to have anal sex with flies » - Used to the express exasperation towards someone who concentrate over small and irrelevant details. ( Similar to Danish expression flyfucking )

- Attends! J’hésite en bleu lavande et bleu royal pour la couleur des serviettes de la salle d’eau.
- Arrête d’enculer des mouches, on est ici pour négocier l’achat de la maison.

1👍 2👎

Amy De Boer

A dumb white bitch who gets "white girl wasted" every weekend and only gets into clubs after sucking a bouncers dick.

Amy De Boer only gets into clubs because she uses her sisters ID and tickles pickles for free drinks

1👍 2👎

De La Salle

A school full of racists and homophobes where the administration send homophobic messages to the entire school. Kids are the least religious people ever?

Oh you're dating a racist, homophobe who goes to a Catholic school? She must go to De La Salle.

2👍 2👎