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A person who is more douchey than the average douche.
That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!
A neti pot or Nävage; nasal irrigation system
You sound so congested. Why don't you go give yourself a snoot douche?
Someone who is acting like an ass-fisted vagina!!!
Stop acting like a Douche Diggler Bruce! Geeze!!!
1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.
New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?
Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.
Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.
Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.
Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.