Rage-dump: when an internet poster literally shits himself due to the anger induced by someone disagreeing with his opinions.
TOC was so angry that another poster had a different opinion on college football realignment that he rage-dumped.
A big poop.
I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!
When you have stringy poop that doesn't disconnect when you take a shit leaving part of the shit dangling from your anus.
Dude I took a huge dump last night but it didn't cut. Man, I was totally bungee dumping.
When someone eats some sort of string such that when one takes a dump the shit is formed on the thread of string, and when exiting the anus performs a bungee jump-like action in the toilet bowl.
Hey dude I was watching the fishes in the aquarium and i ate a string and my shit was totally bungee dumping!
When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants
Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck