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When you dump someone you are dating over discord
Lmao Calvin just got discord dumped
Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.
"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.
The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.
Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.
when u got a diddy dump on yo head
“what’s that on yo head?”
“lil ugly ahh with a diddy dump”
The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!