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sneaky dutch

when you hid a fart by making the same fart noise with your mouth at the same time.

"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."

by suanjuan999 August 13, 2015


DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019


Auto-Dutch oven

When a sick bastard gives themself a Dutch oven.

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022


Hangmans double dutch rutter

When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.

Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.

by Choppstewie October 31, 2023


the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze April 5, 2016


dutch indies

The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.

The Dutch Indies should be reformed!

by Benzo Fury July 1, 2019


Dutch Rotisserie

A group of men get together and form a circle. Each person will whip out their dicks and place their left hand as if they are in jerking off formation. The person on the left side will then proceed his right hand on the wrist of the hold’ie then in a calm no homo action, everyone will proceed to gently shake the wrist of the person to the right of you. Creating a Dutch Rotisserie.

Chris: “Wow what an experience I’ve never been a part of a Dutch Rotisserie before!”

Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”

James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”

by MegaBong September 9, 2023