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Spending countless hours on facebook:
1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.
2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.
Wow, I just wasted five hours of my life facebook sniping.
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When a facebook friend tells your woman or man something that you already told the world.
Homeboy's Baby Momma: I unfriended you because you were talking shit about me to my man after you saw my post to the world on facebook about my friend who got into a wreck.
Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.
Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.
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a facebook popper pop online quickly, sees who's online and if he doesn't want to talk to any of his friends he pops offline. Sometimes in less than a second!
Drew-There weren't any hot babes online to talk to so popped online then offline real quick so i didn't have to talk to a bunch of tards.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
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A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.
Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"
"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"
"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"
"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
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A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with
Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
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this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.
Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"
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The act of finding out news or gossip by looking around Facebook (Myspace, Bebo.) The information that you learn may or may not be legit.
"How'd you find out I hooked up with Jan?"
"Well, since you didn't tell me yourself, I had to Facebook Sleuth to find out the story.
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