a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

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Full-ball Fever

A high temp fever, severe chills and unbearable muscle pain throughout one's body caused by a lack of male ejaculation over an undefined period of time. Symptoms may vary but an overly full set of semen filled balls is typically the culprit. Seek immediate relief from your local "professional ".

My ole lady has cut me off sexually and last night I came down with a severe case of full-ball fever.

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full of piss and vinegar

being a puppy who is extremely excited and rowdy, often causing a wake of destruction in their path.

my puppy is full of piss and vinegar today. She messed on the floor, chewed the tp, a kleenex box, my fav pair of shoes and my book!

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Full tomato package

When a bright red haired person also has a bright red complexion.

'My face is as red as my hair today!'
'Yeah, you definitely have the full tomato package'

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my fuck is full of mind

Something said in response to anything completely and utterly mind-blowing.
Similar to the popular meme, "My brain is full of fuck".

Troll 1: "Dude check out Pomppufiilis by Munamies."
Troll 2: "MY FUCK IS FULL OF MIND"
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Troll 3: "Have you seen BEEDEER وقال طبيب on youtube?"
Troll 4: "I just did. My fuck is so full of mind right now."

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Pump her full of [name]

Expression used for the act of sex.

"I'm gonna pump her full of Frank."

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Full Metal Alchemist

I can too spell Inuyasha, and for your information, full metal alchemist is one of the worst animes I have ever seen. Inuyasha is superior in every way.

Fullmetal Assholes like this guy are blinded by their love for Fullmetal Alchemist and can't realize what show is really better. I pity them.

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