Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.
Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.
Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.
The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.
Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.
That guy is such a ham puncher.
I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!
when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.
wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham
When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.
She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.
The sexual act of which a woman lights her partners penis on fire before he penetrates her vagina
Eh bro I had MORBIUS HAM with your mother yesterday
If you're having trouble with words around friends, just say this!
Boom Bam Chicken and Ham I just got my first goat jam.