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A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.
Dude, I turned her into a human baeblade last night
The condition that a human fly suffers from.
Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.
Maybe she has human fly disease?
Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy
1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.
3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.
4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.
The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.
When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.
I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil
Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.
That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.