sitting and working

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.

1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.

*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear

0987654321 goes home feeling weird

squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper

teacher i did my work cough *squid work*

working the bottom

When a Supervisor is heavily at work ensuring the crew is spinning the top, the other members of the crew sexually assaulting his bottom area.

Hey T, Q sure was occupied watching the top spinning. He didn’t even realize they were blasting him from the bottom end. He’s not going to be able to walk tomorrow after working the bottom like that.

Stolen work

Yeah that's the worst isn't it?

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."

National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

to work faster

This words words is so self explanatory it doesn't require an explanation

You have to Work faster idiots

My ABS Stopped Working

This is when you send it up a hill and not see a car pulling out and do a stoppie and crash into it, then you just have to meet me at maccas, this is known as doing a Dobz

I was riding my BMW S1000RR in Five Dock and my ABS stopped working