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Jacob

You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!

Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop

by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019


Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water

Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move

by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018


Jacob

The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob

Uh oh, there's jacob, better hide my girl dawg

by Jacummm May 26, 2023


Jacob

asshole and a know it all

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION

by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019


Jacob

The act of being the biggest lovable noob that loves to make coffee in the morning.

Fiance: I think I'll make coffee this morning instead of getting dutch bros
Me: ugh, you're being such a Jacob.

by Lovescovfefe87 April 13, 2021


Jacob

A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!

Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!

by heyaguys167! October 30, 2019


jacob

uglyass nigga that is sherm and he sucks dick for a living with desmond and has a small ass dick

uglyass jacob

by June 8, 2022