A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
Jake the big cock daddy sucked somebody else’s dick
the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet and makes you so thankful god had you find them. You can talk to them about anything and they’ll always make you laugh. They be looking tall asf and have the prettiest smile. They follow god and you can bring them to church w you. He’s crazy smart and adventurous and always make time for you even if he has sports. Jake is the most talented and flawless person ever <3
“Did you see Jake today?”
“ Yes he’s soooo dreamy”
Is considered a dirty type of guy. He is but the smartest but he makes up for it in charm. Plays a lot of board games and isn’t afraid to take poops on people’s cars. His favorite words are yo bro.
a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.