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Typically gay and transgender. Kyles love child porn and berating retail employees. A Kyle's diet consists of a 20 piece McNugget, a basket of fries, a large Coke, and extra BBQ sauce. Kyle is gay and loves strong black men. A Kyle's grandma will usually have a black eye because she didn't get him the right soylent.
"Mom, can you get me a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza?"
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
Nice Girl: I think I like Kyle
Me: L-o-freaking-l
Puncher of Drywall, consumer of Monster Energy, and natural bro for life.
Man, kyle is such a BRO! he handed me a monster, then jumped through the wall like the fucken KOOL-AID man!
the only creature that can overcome a Karen
Karen: Get off the campus!
Kyle: QUIT YELLING AT ME! ARHGHGSD ARHAS DAHSD aREHRH! (wins agument)
Kyle is short asf and very dumb hes not funny and hes fucking adopted he has no friends and a micro penis
Girl:oh no its Kyle hes short and has a small dick
Kyle:hey ladies im gay