a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
I wish i had Long Island summers.
Catchphrase of the Deltarune character Jackenstein.
Guy 1: YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
Guy 2: okay
"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."
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part of Sister Take Down(STD). Real name is Natalie. A stripper
Pippy Long Cockings works for the strip club down the street
When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?