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A sexual maneuver where the male lubricates his penis with Jell-O or a similar gelatin-esque substance and proceeds to penetrate his partner anally untill ejaculation. At which point he will proceed to eat the Jell-O and all that remains out of his partners anus.
The Team Michael is usually only performed once by any given party.
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A basic boy that doesn't see him self as above everyone else. However he is the farthest from that! He is an arrogant sob that expect things to just come his way without much hardwork. He thinks he is the king of the world and everyone should bow down before him. He is an utter waste of life.
Wow, that guy is a asshole.
Nope, that's just Michael Thompson.
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Mary-Michael is primarily found in Western Pennsylvania but elusive sightings have been reported in Central Pennsylvania, Warren Co, Pa, NYC, DC, VA, Florida, NV, MA, and other parts. Primarily Mary-Michael is a positive experience that leaves one with a feeling of happiness, relief, creativity, and excitement.
Mary-Michael left me confused but wanting more.
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Dude, me and a couple of people are gonna go Michael Phelpsing after school. Wanna go?
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Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.
note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!
as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
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Becoming highly over-exposed, to the point of diminishing returns or where it backfires on you.
From a conversation overheard in a sushi restaurant, referring to the way Sascha Baron Cohen's movie "Bruno" tanked very quickly:
"I think he may have Michael Moore'd himself."
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Michael afton is one of William afton more famous purple guy. Anyway Michael afton is bullying his brother the crying child very much. And one time him and his friends hold crying boi over an animatronic head. N' guess what he DROPPED him but the boi didn't die but did get very damaged and almost died, William his dad got angry and killed Michael and put him in nightmare foxy
Michael afton
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