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A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)
A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike
Pinche Basic Mike.
Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike
Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.
Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.
the day dedicated to the best person ever
sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰
He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.
That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.
some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny
another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically
A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.