Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.
Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.
Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.
You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.
When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.
Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.