to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe
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The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.
Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
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Having anal sex; to have anal sex
I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.
I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.
Don't step in a squished muffin!
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A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.
She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.
When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time
That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.
A term used by Killysunt on YouTube; basically means "just fucking with you."
Me: Your cat's dead. Just fluffin' your muffin
A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting โgrandmas muffinsโ over and over.
โHey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffinsโ
โYou bet your ass I would!โ
โI would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as wellโ