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The Mexican Ninjas are a group of anti-americans who hate america
Americans are the sworn enemy of the Mexican Ninja's
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To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!
We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!
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For males, it means that they have a very small penis.
For females, it means that they have very saggy breasts and vaginas.
Jack: I can go on that roller coaster!
Jill: But that one has the restraints that hurt your 'ya kno wats'...
Jack: So? It doesn't hurt me!
Jill: EVERYBODY JACK IS A NINJA!
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ninja rape occurs when a person is suddenly in your personal space on your ass..
you turn around and someone is suddenly on your ass out of no where with no warning at all and the intent was not to scare you but to have a legitimate conversation or conduct some sort of business. hence ninja rape.
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An invention by the Japanese during World War II. They were used to rape American and British women left at home by their boyfriends and husbands. None were ever caught because they would commit suicide if found, but most others were stealthy and got in and out in 2 minutes tops. Knew such moves as the "Ninja Star," "Way of the Warrior," and "Crotch in Tiger, Hide My Dragon." They are the exact opposite of Vag Pirates who were only in it for the booty.
Boy 1: Dude, I was doing Jen, and i came really fast... like 30 seconds.
Boy 2: Well, you are Japanese, you may be a Vag ninja.
Boy 1: Really? I wasn't trained or anything.
Boy 2: As long as it's in your blood, you're a Vag ninja.
Boy 1: Well, I did hear my parents have sex and they were done in 10 seconds...
Boy 2: That sucks. Small penis and you finish early...
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Similar to fairies and pixies this fruity character is known to wear a bright pink jumpsuit with a matching puce sash strewn elegantly over their face. The majic ninja is known to hang out in bath houses and locker rooms.
Look out for the majic ninja man! He almost stabbed you with his meat dagger.
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