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Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

by ranceapanca April 22, 2009

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Perfect Hair Forever

A totally fucking badass adult swim that stupid fuckers bitch about. It's also followed up by a kickass space ghost interview.

"InuYashaXKagome707 says that Perfect Hair Forever sucks, so we should watch it."

by Soup December 20, 2004

37๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


carpet hair

a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.

can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.

Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."

Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."

by uwjshdysbsbhgd October 9, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


greasy hair

1 see andy

eww, hes beginning to look like an andy with is greasy hair

by Hate_you February 29, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hair color paradox

When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.

"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."

"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."

by Cirdellin December 31, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue Haired Girl

These girls are often stereotyped as SJW's, Twitter freaks, degenerates, has stupid hot takes, awful opinions, sometimes transgender (well mostly), will call you a homophobe, transphobe, a racist and other worse stuff you could think of.

She hates all of white people but is unironically white herself. Probably a Joe Biden supporter. And probably has pronounces like: xyrs/xey/xer zim/zem/ces they/them/their. Thinks she's a savior. And other more stuff.

Now reminder: Not all blue haired girls are like that. It's just crazy people. Or as I like to call it "The Retards of the Western Society"

Nick: Mamamia! Itza Mario!
Blue Haired Girl: Uhm, excuse me?! That is literally just offensive to all Italians! You are such a racist scumbag!
Nick: I'm literally Italian. If you really think I'm not, then let me speak Italian for yo-
Blue Haired Girl: NO! You are just pretending to be Italian! You racists are the worst!
Nick: *Speaks Italian* There, I have spoken, people like you are the retards of society. You really think you're a savior don't you?
Blue Haired Girl: *Leaves in Defeat*

Guy: *Uses the wrong pronounce*
Blue Haired Girl: NOOOO! THAT IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE! YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH ARE PROUNCES IMPORTANT TO THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY!
Guy: *Sighs*

by Alexandar Navlenskii September 20, 2022

960๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


FREAKING VIKING HAIR

A term used to define something as ridiculously awesome. Must always be capitalized

Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR

by Alex Tetreault May 18, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž