Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

made one

Took a dump.

"I almost made one in my pants."

One for Bob

Adjective for an obese women, commonly from Scotland and smells like first price vodka

Look there's one for Bob. There is Bobs lass hide your haggis roll.

Kick ons

A gathering before a main party/event involving cocaine and hookers

Mate you going to kick ons before the concert?

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roast one

To smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Mike is getting ready to roast one so get your ass over here.

Silly one

After white people takenormal group pictures, one adult usually uses 'silly one' meaning taking an abnormal picture. Thus can involve Fingerguns, duckfaces and wide open mouths.

Marcelo: Let´s take a group picture!

Someone: *takes picture*

Elisabeth: And now a silly one!

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!