1 lick wonder

When, during a blowjob, a man ejaculates after just one lick to the bellend.

"Did it last long??"
"Nah, it was a 1 lick wonder"

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perfect plus 1

a legitimate English term to describe DK

"you're perfect"

"you're perfect plus 1"

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Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.

"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."

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1 or 0 Scale

This is the new age rating system for rating women nearby. A "1" is a girl that is bangable and that's it. This system takes the 1-10 scale and reduces it to a simple yes or no. "0" is the equivalent to a no.

This system only works because it takes all the variables out of the rating system. Yous should not use beer goggles and do not have to justify the reasons for the person is a 1 or a 0.

Dude: "Bro look over there!!! Is that a 1 or 0 on the 1 or 0 scale? (holds up one finger) over there".

Bro: " Dude that is a 0 for me".
Dude: "Why she is hot!"
Bro: "........"

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Mercedes 1-2

Said when something happens over and over again and is mildly infuriating and sad at the same time.

It´s originated from the dull dominace of the Mercedes in Formula 1 from 2014 - 2019.

I got so much homework this is worse than a Mercedes 1-2

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1-2 Combo

1. Going pee and poop at the same time.

2. Peeing, usually while standing up, and realizing that you need to go poop too, sometimes by a mid-pee fart.

I got back from Taco Bell yesterday, and the pain was too much, so I let out a huge 1-2 combo

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5 foot 1

Cute.

She’s 5 foot 1 and cute.

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