Beer in a bottle?

Brilliant!

-Drinking beer straight from the bottle-

Beer in a six pack?...
Brilliant!

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beer poo

The relaxing bowel movement that you take while sipping your favorite cold beer in the bathroom. It can be accompanied by that novel or magazine you keep in the spare drawer under the sink closest to the toilet.

"I polished off the end of Michael Crichton's last novel while taking a deliciously long beer poo."

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Beer token's

Money specifically used for the weekend or for beverages at your local pub or club

ye man i'l go out saturday i just got payed my Beer token's

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beer lag

Biologic-clock disorder produced by staying awake drinking beer till late. Deduced from jet lag which is the same effect but produced by east-west long airplane travels.

Aida: Good morning Marcos, already at workplace?
Marcos: Late again, I oversleep cause I'm under the beer lag.

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german beer

when you are balls deep in a girl you piss in her and then grab a cup and catch the piss in it and then drink it

last night was the greatest german beer i ever had

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coming out beer

quote "first beer" you have at the legal age.

*You dont have to hide your drinking anymore*

Rob: Did you go out to the bar last night? It being your 21st birthday.
Chris: Yea I had my coming out beer with my dad.

hold my beer

When a person (redneck) says "hold my beer" you hold his beer with your left hand and with your right hand you hold your phone with the camera app open and 911 on speed dial and then you see what he/she does

Hey I can jump that "hold my beer".

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