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1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.
2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.
"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"
A meme used about slicer from Boss Fighting Stages as a reference for when someone says "Slicer" or just to be funny.
Note: the full meme is on the bottom
A guy: *Posts Slicer in general Discord Channel*
Another guy: Stop posting about slicer I'm tired of seeing it, All my friends on tik tok send me SLICER. On discord it's SLICER, I'm a student in the Boss fighting stages and all the channels there are just SLICER, and then when I'm tryna post my girlfriend my super cool night art she says when the SLICER is slicing.
The period following a nap (and/or prolonged stint away from the internet) during which a social networking addict catches up on everything they've 'missed' on Facebook, Twitter, blogs and the like while they were asleep.
Normal Person: Hey call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite.
Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.
NP: You're such a loser
The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.
"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."
A health issue to sports fans after their favorite league or sport is done for the year and suffer severe depression until the next season starts.
After the Super Bowl, I suffer Post Season Sadness Disorder because football is over for 6 months.
first take your buthole and suffocate the partner. Then when she wakes up roost her upon your dick while spinning her in the air. While she is spinning in the air upon your dick like a cork screw, place a doorknob in her buthole, knock her out unconsious, teebag her and then leave her unconsious. The deed is done.
Wow did you see Ezra do Beazy's "Post Oak Power Drill"?
The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.
Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.
Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test
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