A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"
Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.
I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.
A belt of man sausage....duh
Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt
A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are
Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage
When your stuck between going
Steady and booty call
Her:love you
You:......luv you to
*puts down phone
Bro:you still seeing that sausage trap.
Didn't you say she was a psycho?
You: yeah but she gives good head.....
When he's trash, but you can't leave him bc he has good D.
A: I can't believe you and Josh are still together
B: I guess i'm just Sausage cuffed.
Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.
Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.
After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es