September 9th

Ignore her on this date she will like you way more than before

I’m ignoring Maria so she can like me more, Why? Because it’s September 9th

September 9th

September 9th is a special day where someone gifts someone a bracelet made out of bra strap

hey its September 9th where's my bracelet?
what bracelet?
bra strap bracelet
...

September 9th

Give each other head day

Today is September 9th we have to give each other head ;)

September 9th

National do a workout day 🏋️

It’s national do a workout day

‘Why’

Cause it’s September 9th

September 9th

National get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day. Find Cody Wieczorek and have sex with him.

Girl 1: did you hear about September 9th?

Girl 2: no, don’t you mean September 11th? What’s September 9th

Girl 1: September 9th is national get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day!!

Girl 2: OH MY GOD NO WAY!!!!!

September 7th

National kiss a guy who’s name starts with a J day! September 7th

It’s finally September 7th I can’t wait to get kissed today.

September 7th

National dumb bitch

What day are the dumbest bitches born September 7th