Ignore her on this date she will like you way more than before
I’m ignoring Maria so she can like me more, Why? Because it’s September 9th
September 9th is a special day where someone gifts someone a bracelet made out of bra strap
hey its September 9th where's my bracelet?
what bracelet?
bra strap bracelet
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It’s national do a workout day
‘Why’
Cause it’s September 9th
National get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day. Find Cody Wieczorek and have sex with him.
Girl 1: did you hear about September 9th?
Girl 2: no, don’t you mean September 11th? What’s September 9th
Girl 1: September 9th is national get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day!!
Girl 2: OH MY GOD NO WAY!!!!!
National kiss a guy who’s name starts with a J day! September 7th
It’s finally September 7th I can’t wait to get kissed today.