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Sann is very very short sann also calls ppl taller then it short when you can literally stomp on itđź’€ also thinks a 69 year old man is fine weird ah
Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”
When a guy is lacking in the pants. When he has a small penis, like a tiny dogs snout.
Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.
1) to look at someone as if they were 3ft tall
2) to be looked at in way that some one wants to fight or do u harm.
She got her ass whupped because she was looking short at another girl.
Any question on an exam that isn't multiple choice or matching. This is every student's worst nightmare and is the most common reason they fail, partly because they have no idea what to write down.
I failed the exam because every question was short answer.