To violently strike or attack an individual when they’re not looking. Similar to a sucker punch.
Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
A name used to describe Neytiri's side boobs in the movie Avatar (2009).
"Avatar was the highest grossing movie of all time, but it really wasn't that great."
"Yeah, I only watched it for the side bluebs."
A side chick or a side ting can also be called a side shordy
When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.
'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'
"W-w-w-what are t-they?"
'DEATH'
AAA DONT DO THAT
Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
Something creepy kids do to girls they like...
Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway