there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

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sorry to inform you so late

the sick 6 second .avi that Colby made using nothing but Fraps and Yuyu Hakusho.

What happens in the short clip is that Sakyo tells a member of the dark tournament council:

"sorry to inform you so late"

and then Tugoro flicks said man in the forehead, causing his head to explode and a blood-curdling gurgle to escape from the victim's throat. so when you are "sorry to inform so late" someone, you are in theory, owning them hardcore.

"Wow, David, sorry to inform you so late but men CAN lactate"

"Our whole physics class just got sorry to inform you so late'd by Mr. Yeend"

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I eat ass so that's rad

A phrase an american said to me on instagram

"I eat ass so that's rad"

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You're so lame circa 1985

A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.

Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.

New Girl: Who are they?

Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!

Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?

Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!

(high-five)

New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!

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You're so hot right now

Telling someone they are embarassed by a romantic gesture that has been offered to them
;Telling someone that they look the best they can possibly look at the moment

You're so hot right now in those vintage jeans.
I think I'm in love with you (giggle), you're so hot right now!

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So easy Chris can do it

The equivalent of saying "So easy a cave man can do it." Phrase used to describe an easy task. This phrase originated from Maine. Chris is someone from Maine who looks like a caveman.

Geico auto insurance, you can save 15% in 15 minutes. So easy Chris can do it.

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I don't feel so good

A normie meme spoken by Spider Man in Infinity War, said to Iron Man, in it's full sentence, "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."

Normies - I don't feel so good
Not Normies - Shut the hell up
Normies - No

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