Venables Syndrome

A rare disorder in which agency employees disappear for hours at a time, often returning dressed to the nines and carrying a large black porfolio case.

Often leads to ButShine disorder.

"Hey, where's insert agency employee?"

"Venables Syndrome."

"Mmmm."

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XYZ Syndrome

syndrom cover all axis
Person having many probems

Dude you have XYZ Syndrome

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southampton syndrome

having to spend a long time with relatives, usually on holiday, that leave no time for musturbation.

after spending a week in Southampton with his mum Andrew developed Southampton syndrome.

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Engineer Syndrome

A student currently studying engineering who believes he or she is better than everyone else simply because he or she studies engineering. It is especially common with engineers who are not failing all of their classes, but can be seen in any and most engineers.

Person 1: That engineer just totally made me feel inferior about my major.
Person 2: Don't worry, he just has engineer syndrome. You'll at least make it through college and probably get laid too.
Person 1: Good point.

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Will & Grace syndrome

Seriously debilitating illness which affects women. Symptoms as follows...

1. To fail to find a man who can amuse you as much as your Gay Best Friend, therefore obliterating all hope of a totally fulfilling relationship and reducing you to a lifetime of one-night stands and eating ice-cream.

2. To be surrounded by phenomenally irritating, badly-written, one-dimensional characters who are occasionally very, very funny.

3. To do a bad impersonation of Jennifer Aniston in Friends every day of your life.

"Every time I've been out with a man in the last month it's been with my Gay Best Friend. And they were ALL to see The Devil Wears Prada. I think I've got Will & Grace syndrome"

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restart syndrome

An obsessive-compulsive need to retry a (video) game every time one messes up on it. Usually done when one is attempting to break a personal record, and has committed a mistake that impacts the chances of breaking it.

This is like the 1,000th time I've restarted Tetris Sprint. I've got a serious case of restart syndrome.

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Estee's Syndrome

progressive mental deterioration that can occur in teenage girls---named for Estee Z---- due to generalized degeneration of the brain from obscure pop music, such as Panic! At the Disco or BTS. Symptoms include loss of memory and the constant denial of these symptoms.

Unlike Estee's Syndrome patients, these patients have a rational idea of what there are saying and have basic human memory.

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