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To give your Nan a rainbow kiss in an extremely slow fashion.
Ryan totally did a Ben Brown with his Nan last night.
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A Man Slag. Often has sexual intercourse at least twice per week, girls druel over his cum and want to be with him and get in his pants, he is normally pretty determined to not be a slag.
Friend: Hey, what did you do last night?
Ben K: I got 12 Blowjobs and had sex 5 times!
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THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
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A man who is the best at hockey and has a massive dick and a amazing ladies man and has the best bodie in his city
Ben thast is a amazing guy and loves girls and has a super cool and hot body
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A catchy pop singer. His music is fun, and is actually original.
And that's the way he likes it.
Ben Lee has the most awesome hair ever. Sometimes his songs get a little too happy, but most of the time they're really fun.
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An independent cartoonist who lives in Montana and is one of the most disgusting people in the world. He thinks Michelle Obama is a man, vaccines cause autism, Milo Yiannopolous' speeches are acceptable,
and an overall prick.
Ben Garrison is pushing his luck, one of these days he will go too far.
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An adjective used to describe the overwhelming positive qualities of a person or item
That was so ben-jammin'!!
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