Bus 81

Considered the bus avoid among the children of St Edwards and St Joesephs Gosford. It heads towards the ghetto/ hood of Umina. The residents of this bus are seen to be some of the 'badest' and most notorious niggaz on the Coast. The people travelling on this bus often engage in various crimes such as: stealing, assault, murder, being a sick cunt and other illegal shit. The prodominant gang inhabiting the bus is known as the 'Umina Blood Conference' aka the 'bee's knee's, mother fucking sluggerz'. Shit goes down on this bus and the only safe seats are the first on the right and on the bus drivers lap. Passengers better watch their back.

Example 1

Passenger 1: Lets sit on the back seat of Bus 81

Passenger 2: Oh hell nah dawg. that seats reserved for the baddest mothers, ya hear!

Passenger 1: Dont be silly, it will be fine

Umina Blood Conference: The hell ya'll niggaz doing up in my house asshole

Gunshots.................

Example 2: Blood Conversation Conversation

The Daddy Yo: Hey bra

The Dewce: Skuxxin lad, s'happenin

The Daddy Yo: Pimpin, slaying hoes, rideing on 64's

The Dewce: nice mayne, real nayce

Example 3

Cop Slapper: Where's Sexual chocolate at

Sexy Choc: Sexing it up, ya know mean nigga

hoya bus driver

When you are raped by a bus driver

More specifically a middle school one

Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver

Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"

Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!

bus 80

The craziest bus you’ll ever get on. You have gays, homophobes, homiesexuals, debating on whether or not someone said a slur, and the occasional stripping and fighting party.

Jayson: Did you hear what Sydney did?
Michael: No? What did she do?

Jayson: She pretended to strip on the broom and laid on Emma pretty sexually.
Michael: Oh. I guess bus 80 is pretty crazy.
Jayson: Yep!

Bus driver bob

A certified Paedophile

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

Bus Sandwich

Great 24 hour restaurant

After the show I think I will hit the great 24 hour restaurant BUS SANDWICH