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Cool Story Bor

The marching band version of cool story bro. Used in sarcasm, both taunting the subject and the original term. Commonly used by those who deign not to use online chat terms.

Josh: Hey alex, I'm gonna be drum major next year!

Everyone: LOL
Brian: Cool story bor

by CHSbandkid95 December 9, 2010

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cool as Justin Bieber

a phrase used to describe some thing that some people like but, you and you peer group do not.

that song we just heard was cool as Justin Bieber.

by chuck10 July 3, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cool Like Imp

To be cool as Anthony Impellizeri

Nick Tziazas is so cool, just like Anthony Impellizeri

by Bruce Minerley September 12, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Too cool for school

This describes someone who is constantly judging everyone and everything to be less cool than they are, because in their mind they're a true rebel in the know about everything. This kind of person mocks or rolls their eyes at anyone who they judge to be uncool, but only because they imagine that other "cool" people would hold such a view, and they feel they're in the know about how all the "cool" people think, and want to feel accepted by the cool crowd. They're simultaneously insecure and worried about maintaining their image at all times, and in case anyone might see them, they won't let themselves get really into or become enthusiastic about anything, lest that thing be thought of as uncool.

Also applies to hipsters on the excessively surly and douchey end of the hipster spectrum.

As an example of the too cool for school thought process:

**Sees someone being enthusiastically into science (or history, or literature, or math, or a movie, etc etc)....

Thinks subconsiously: "All the cool people think science is lame, and I want to be accepted by the cool people, so I should agree with them, so therefore, science must be lame, and I had better not have any interest in science."

Thinks consciously: "Pfff, what a dork!" Rolls eyes.

by phillybagel June 17, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.

Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.

by Ross June 14, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


im cool off you

I don't care anymore I'm done with you

Jane: I'm sorry I kissed him

Tyrone: that's ight im cool off you

by Arealpimp September 4, 2017

122๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mr. Cool Ice

A word describing a super kick-ass work term student.

Boss: Got that work done yet ??
Student: Of course.
Boss: Thanks Mr. Cool Ice !!

by coolice August 14, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž