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when you have a row of girls on their knees taking money shots add a cherry on their forhead afterwards
so for 45 minutes my room was an ice cream parlor as i blew my load over 5 chicks faces then i topped them off with cramel and cherries
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A double-cream filling is the cum deposited in a guy's asshole when two dudes fuck him and have cumgasms when they fuck him in his asshole and have cumgasms at the same time.
Two of my roomies fucked me at the same time and gave me a double-cream filling!
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You enjoy something so much that you feel like you could jizz your pants.
*watches a satisfactory video*
You: Uhh, that really creams my corn!
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Dutch Cream Pie-The act of a girl ejecting feces into a male anus, eating it out with a sharp knife, then spitting it into her vagina, after an hour the male eats the vagina out without washing
I gotta take a shit, can i shit in your ass then you can eat it, i think its called a Dutch Cream Pie?
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When you stuff all of a women’s holes with mashed potatoes
That chick let me give her an Alabama Cream Pie and I still left hungry
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When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.
Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!
Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.
Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!
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when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.
that girl is such a cumslut, she loved my canadian whipped cream.
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