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When you Cleveland steam a girl then break up with her immediately after
Chad: I double dumped Lisa last night.
Mike: that must have been a messy one
When you drop yo load inside your girl twice in one night.
Guy:Hey want to fuck tonight?
Girl:Sure how about a double dump?
Guy:We gon' need plan B tomorrow
The act of inserting a shard of meth up ones anus to get high, similar to booty bumping without a syringe
She was caught dump trucking in the jail bathroom
Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.
Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!
The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
The most prestigious level of poop. The kind of number Two that causes you to read the whole dictionary on the toilet. Glorious. Outstanding. Enlightenment.
I'm going to take a dump-swag.
Is that dump-swag my professors work?