when you hid a fart by making the same fart noise with your mouth at the same time.
"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."
When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak
Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner
Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up
When someone takes a filthy steamer in your drink while you go to the bathroom
Bailey went to the bathroom to freshen up and Jasmine did a Dutch Dunk in his Mojito hoping he wouldn't notice.
When a severely unclean person (male or woman) does not clean their genitalia and when they pull the genitals apart a cheesy substance appears
Yeah i almost got to hit but she did the Dutch Cheese-pull
The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas
“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”
This is a situation that occurs when there are at least five, consensual humans engage lung in the act of group sharing flatulance. At least one of the five participants must expel gas under a material (I.e. sheet,bedspread, tarp, etc.) and the remainder of said participants all cover their heads and breath through their noses.
Bob and Linda really loved running a hot dutch coven with the other HOA committee members every Thursday after the neighbor book club meeting.